OK, so it's June

I haven't written anything since September, "Whose Fridge" never got off the ground, Obama is our president, I've gained at least 5 pounds, my house is 1/2 way remodelled, and I'm blogging again. Oh yes.
I did just finish reading Breakfast of Champions, and am still reading The Braindead Megaphone and The Girl On the Fridge Stories, which are all very good. I'm already tired of blogging again.
See you in September!

ete and the letter .

ete,

I am writing to exress my dissaointment in you not resonding to my ring on 9.6.8. You would have had one of the most amazing days of your life. Now you may never know what an amazing time Mr. Cassidy, Mr. Morris, Buck, and myself had with Hannah, the hurricane. I hoe you're doing well. We miss you, and are rearing to buy a blow u doll with a face that favors yours, so we can have you with us even in your absence.

This keyboard is missing the letter .

Your friend and cohort

**It should be noted that Mr. Cassidy's keyboard has no letter P. Any apparent typos are simply a by-product of his inability to be conventional in any setting or fashion (i.e., posessing a computer that can only print Ps after cut and paste)**

El Federale

I like arresting illegal immigrants and shaving the Batman symbol into my body hair.

Mr. Tango

I mostly just tell myself that everything is going to be alright. . . and I smell my own armpits by tucking my head into my shirt. It's my thing. Its for fun.

Ol' Swampy

Inspiration for "The Ballad of Ol' Swampy"

Guacamole Jones

I eat guacamole daily. Because I can.

We're getting started. Fo sho'.

Ms. Guava

My interests are mostly based on the fact that I mace people for no good reason. So my interests are mace, mace propulsion devices, and innocent people who I can use those items on. I also like ham.

The faces will arrive first; then the fridges. Please study them and ask yourself "What does he eat?" or "Is her pink complexion, like the flamingo, attributed to her love of steamed shrimp?"