El Federale

I like arresting illegal immigrants and shaving the Batman symbol into my body hair.

Mr. Tango

I mostly just tell myself that everything is going to be alright. . . and I smell my own armpits by tucking my head into my shirt. It's my thing. Its for fun.

Ol' Swampy

Inspiration for "The Ballad of Ol' Swampy"

Guacamole Jones

I eat guacamole daily. Because I can.

We're getting started. Fo sho'.

Ms. Guava

My interests are mostly based on the fact that I mace people for no good reason. So my interests are mace, mace propulsion devices, and innocent people who I can use those items on. I also like ham.

The faces will arrive first; then the fridges. Please study them and ask yourself "What does he eat?" or "Is her pink complexion, like the flamingo, attributed to her love of steamed shrimp?"

Its Coming, and When It Gets Here, Watch The Frig Out

That's right. I've received some pictures and am waiting on a few more, but when they get here, its on. Thanks to the Bonnie and the two Petes for their photos. Ciao.