Brannegan,
I hope this letter finds you well, knowing the mental anguish from which you are suffering due to your most unfortunate vote casting. Impulsivity is a cruel mistress who can only be tamed with the utmost discipline and years of practice. Please know that your ballot cannot be rescinded, but take solace in the fact that I have always had suspicions concerning where your affinities lay, and they have now, much to my pleasure, been confirmed. So, as you fret and worry about the opinion being pinned upon you due to your vote, step back from the mirror and concern yourself only with how happy I am that once again I am correct about something.
(Copied from a recent e-mail to Brannegan)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTx9gg38D0
first of all, you may like this.
second of all, I voted for everything, and even though you are compelled to invict your self-acclaimed rightchiality upon the innocent, I am here to defend the lame beast, who is in this case Peter, who undoubtedly spent many years preying upon the calfs of the packs, as well as the elderly, like a snow wolf in Tibet seeking rabbit like animals with no rabbit like ears, and now must linger to taste the brutal wind of Ice-Man, who is you.
also, in an unrelated matter, your comments about old hot dog water reminded me of Buster's comments regarding his sister's freshly made hot ham water: "Ooooo! It's so watery!, and yet it smacks of haaM"
Ham water? I'd pay a shiny new wheat penny for a sip of that. I'm sure that thats what Ponce De Leon would have found frothing in all of its hammy glory from the fountain of youth had he been successful. Tell Buster that recipe is a hot commodity for professional hammers and enthusiasts alike.
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