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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Does a Peter Poop In The Woods??

Yes. Yes he does. The camping trip this weekend was a complete success, complete with Chartreuse hangover, missing tent poles and a urine soaked mattress. The phrase "urine soaked mattress" has the perfect amount of syllables to begin a haiku with. . .

Urine soaked mattress
Breakfast quesadilla blues
If you go, go Strohs

24 hours in 17 syllables.

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