Happy April Fools Day; your fly is down.

Now that that's out of the way, I hope everyone had a very fine first day of April, a month that holds many distinctions, but the greatest of all must be as the shared birth month of William Shakespeare and the guy who played Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter". I hope that like Horshack your month is spent being blissfully ignorant of your own annoying tendencies and grating personality, and like Shakespeare, in pursuit of intellectual and artistic conquests. Welcome Back, April. Welcome back, Welcome back, Welcome baaaaack.